Air charter comrades, someone has finally removed the 18 teaspoons of sugar from the media morning jolt of sensationalized news that some news vermin subsist on. It looks like The Denver Post got it right by tracking down Bob Breiling to attempt to understand the data re: air charter safety relative to other aviation mediums.

This story is a breath of fresh air given the bold and misleading claims that come hurled our way from the press. We promise to study this new life form of journalist and find out why they are so thorough, careful and deliberate in their reporting. Once we have the answers on their habitat, diet and motivations, naturally we'll report back to you with our plan on helping them reproduce more of their kind.

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